And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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