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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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