Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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