My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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