i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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