No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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