these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i think im in europe. pls send help
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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