remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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