You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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