i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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