i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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