let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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