I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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