Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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