You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
