I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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