Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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