You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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