I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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