apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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