I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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