I don't think brook has ever known best
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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