Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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