either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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