There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
