My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Soap is not a condiment
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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