She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
