My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
