Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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