You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Are we still banned from the library?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I am available for nakedness
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
