Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Randomize
