Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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