i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
