Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
