Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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