just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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