home. puking in laundry basket.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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