so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This house was built for laser tag.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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