Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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