she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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