so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
