I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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