they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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