Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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