This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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