idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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