a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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