Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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