so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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