yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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